Agent Felicity reporting for duty.
I have big news.
This morning, I was browsing through Anna’s computer desktop, casually running through her files to check for any interesting tidbits. I do this every morning, and usually my efforts are met with little reward; I rarely locate any material of importance. But today was different.
I found this folder on Anna’s desktop, titled: “ag wishlist”. Of course I am aware that Anna has a wish-list published on her blog, and it does include a few large items. However, the one I found on her computer is even more exciting.
It includes a doll.
Don’t tell Anna about any of this- it is top secret spy information. I have taken great care to protect myself against being caught while I write this blog post. My sisters have been installed in various positions around the house to guard me from Anna if she comes in to her room, and I am hidden beneath the dresses in our closet, cramped in quite an uncomfortable position. If anyone so much as breathes a word of this top-secret information to Anna, my spy privileges will be forever removed. So keep it quiet.
Now, under oath of my secret agent contract, I present to you the biggest spy leak of the year. Anna’s hidden wish-list.
But that's enough about her looks.
I did not know it at the time, but last night I heard her speaking with Agent T (Tyler aka brothermentos) about this very doll. They were up until midnight, sitting together and going over possible name options for this poodle-resembling creature. They went over various selections, testing out different lengths and letters. Anna then confirmed that her name should not end in an A, considering 4 of her pre-existing doll’s names end with that sound. By the end of the night, it sounded like Anna had come to a conclusion; C*******e. The name has been blocked out for my personal safety.
The reason why I have disclosed this information is for your own knowledge. Though there has been no concrete evidence that Anna is getting this doll, the basilmentos spy association has confirmed that it is true. By the time she is considering name options, we know there is no turning back. Time after time we have observed this process, and this is the point in which the decision is almost guaranteed. The fact that Anna has gone through the struggle of picking a name truly shows she is interested. Anna Basilmentos is going to buy this doll.
In all honesty, as a basilmentos sister and top-secret spy, I am shocked. Anna has told us time after time that she is done buying new dolls and that our family is perfect just the way it is. In fact, she said that before she bought Eva, before she bought Julia, and now… It looks like there is a new doll on the way. I guess you could say I am a bit peeved. After all, I am the oldest sister. Anna and I had so many wonderful times together while she was young, making up stories and playing outside. Every time Anna gets a new doll, I feel a little less appreciated and loved. I guess that is just life though. Even though Anna says she is done buying dolls, in reality, she is never going to stop.
Whatever. At least I am a secret agent. Maybe Anna wants a silly new doll, but poodle hair will never be as intelligent or sneaky as me.
Over and out,